When people tell me I should stop being mean.
I like how natural it was that Booker had no pants
cole-miner: Hey Booker what’s up HEY COLE SHUCKY DUCKY WHAT’S UP BOY Not much getting ready to call the Ru… Booker why aren’t you wearing pants WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT Well I mean you aren’t wearing pants MAN SHUT UP COLE JUST DO YO JOB AND CALL DIS RUMBLE I mean it’s a little awkward that you’re next to me and have no pants on COLE YOU WANNA SAY DAT ONE MORE TIME TO MY FACE DAWG AIGHT THEN ...
no one: i like you
no one: you're really pretty
no one: do you want to go on a date
no one: are you okay
no one: hi
90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
ugh why did I read that???????????? Shit Why. Bring on the good news bitch.
Wikipedia: I know everything.
Google: I have everything.
Facebook: I know everyone.
Twitter: I know what you guys think.
Internet: Duh? Without me, you guys are nothing!
Kuryente: Eh pakyu. Nahiya naman ako sa inyo.